Profile of Jaresh

Nothing new in the news department, except for the fact that I am updating that there is nothing new in the news department.

My real name is not really Jaresh. Nor is it Jared or Jarey or even Jerry for that matter. It is not the name of the author that holds any minute or grand scale of importance, rather, the work the author creates and willingly allows others to possess. No, I am kidding. But my name really is not Jaresh. Who the hell names their kid Jaresh?